The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

So here’s the deal. Kanye made an alternate video for “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” and it’s about Zach Galifianakis being a farmer. It’s a lot better than the original one.

Look out, we’ve got a new gym!

In an era where MMA fighters are getting their titles taken away for failing drugs tests, this guy is making a dvd about smoking weed. That takes some balls and you’ve got to respect it.

So, you’ve probably seen this guy’s writing in ads in Vice Magazine, nebulously attached to an unknown product, and said WTF to yourself. What’s going on are they are pages from a book written by one of the rappers from the group Plastic Little. You can see more pages from the book on here.

This is old news by now, but my friend was in China for the last week so he probably missed it and I’m trying to help him out.

Aww, Mr. Boh is finally going to make an honest woman out of the Utz girl.

Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.

Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Fuck the haters, this picture is sexy.

Plus, the blade is clearly pointed away from the other girl’s neck. They’re not stupid, c’mon.

That way nobody feels lame if they are on beer number one when everyone else is on three, or like an alcoholic when they are on four when everyone is on two. Everybody wins!