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Drago Endorses: The Last Kiss

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Talk about an awesome cast. You got Zach Braff, Casey Affleck, The Cocky Blond Guy from Not Another Teen Movie, oh and umm, Rachel m-effing Bilson. There’s also some famous old people, but who cares.

Here’s the roles that the heavy-hitters play. Zach Braff is an architect who is about to have a baby with his girlfriend who has a weird accent that comes out when she is angry. Casey is trapped in a loveless marriage with kids and things are getting uncomfortable. Cocky Blond Guy is a bartender who spends most of the movie having sex with hotties. R. Bilson is a sexy college student/ temptress.

Zach meets Rachel at a wedding and ends up going to a party with her. Casey and Blondy take about going on a road trip. Weird accent’s parents are fighting.

We heard that Rachel has a nude scene, which made us want to watch the movie, and that’s sort of true but it’s “tasteful,” or whatever. Anyway, you see her “OMG, I’ve just been penetrated” face which is way cooler than boobs any day.

Overall, this movie was really entertaining, in a Zach Braff kind of way, but it also made us really nervous about turning 29 in several years. We hope that we are rich and well adjusted emotionally by then, but who knows if either of those things will happen.

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