The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is so funny. I’m going to start rating things in pitchforks!

This new Chris Rock movie is pretty good. It has a positive, pro-black, pro-family message without being lame. It still has a lot of Chris Rock’s signature “I hate white people, but I hate stupid black people even more” even though Chris is mellowing some with age. It has a lot of New York vs. everywhere else humor. It has a lot of social class based humor.

But most importantly, it reinforced two of our deep-seated preconceived notions: (more…)

Update: I’ve been zinged and I love it.

This website is hilarious, both intentionally and unintentionally.

You’ll be reading it and you will feel so many conflicting urges to appreciate it genuinely and ironically.

It’s like “Haha, this guy has a point, it is lame when emo boys wear girls’ pants*… wait, is he wearing a blue striped button-down and a hemp necklace in this picture, wtf?”

“This guy is right, people who live in Baltimore but don’t care about the Ravens should fuck off… wait, why does he have a Broncos hat on?”

“There’s a lot of content on this website, which is well organized and easily-navigable… wait, why do the pictures of these guys in their header have red eyes? Step yo’ photoshop game up, fool”

Really, our biggest problem is the pictures. Wash your faces and shave and then we’ll talk.

*The only thing that is lame about emo boys wearing girls’ pants is that there are so many brands which are making slim straight leg jeans for men that give the same silhouette but have room for a penis. Slim straight jeans are the only jeans that we will wear.

Our buddies over there at College Life Magazine just put up their new website. It looks very professional and is almost entirely Flash-based. You should go there and check out their interesting articles, crazy college stories, and pictures of hot multi-ethnic girls not smiling.

Hey, this is funny. Go to the website and read it and click “I Like It.”

If you kill the interviewer guy from this video, we’ll make a t-shirt about you and give you the profits. He’s so annoying! I guess he’s kind of funny too, but we still hate him.

This is so awesome. I can’t even describe it, you just have to watch it.

On The Hundreds today, they have picture of a girl who has LOVE LESS on her two wrists because her last name is Loveless. Then they say that a dude has HATE MORE on his wrists. We don’t know if that’s a joke, but it makes us want to marry a girl whose last name is Loveless so we can get HATE MORE tattoos.

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Here’s an example!

Sure, cave pools have gotten shown in a bad light lately in Turistas and The Descent, but they are genuinely really cool. We would have totally swam there all day if we hadn’t seen the aformentioned movies and the water was cleaner and we didn’t have a two hour bus ride to go on afterwards and the bus wasn’t leaving in thirty minutes.