The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

So here’s the deal. Kanye made an alternate video for “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” and it’s about Zach Galifianakis being a farmer. It’s a lot better than the original one.

So, you’ve probably seen this guy’s writing in ads in Vice Magazine, nebulously attached to an unknown product, and said WTF to yourself. What’s going on are they are pages from a book written by one of the rappers from the group Plastic Little. You can see more pages from the book on here.

Aww, Mr. Boh is finally going to make an honest woman out of the Utz girl.

Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.

Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hey. This movie is so good. It’s the first one in a while that has really surprised us with its surprise ending. It’s in Korean, so you’ll probably need to watch the subtitles or the dubbed version, unless your Korean game is on point. We chose the subtitles because the English voices were ridiculous. It’s also brutally violent and disturbing, so don’t eat any live octopuses while you watch it or you might barf.

Anyway, the point of the movie is that an a-hole business man gets kidnapped for fifteen years. To say anything more would ruin it.

The Louboutin manicure is when a girl gets the tops of her nails painted black and the undersides red. It’s named after Christian Louboutin’s shoes, which you may know from such Lil’ Kims songs as: all of them. We think it looks really cool. We saw this on Brown Babies, we don’t search around for make-up tips or anything.

We know a lot of dudes are going to say this endorsement is mad homo, but consider this: If a girl pays this much attention to how her hands look, you know she is going to have a super-clean and well-groomed vagina, for real.

Plus, it looks like something that a vampire would have. Nice.

We saw that Gym Class Heroes and Dashboard Confessional show tonight, shit was bananas. We’ve been fans of Gym Class for a long time, but this is the first time we’ve seen them since they’ve blown up big. It’s crazy to watch a band go from playing for a couple hundred people to  couple thousand people in just a few years.

When New Friend Request was played we kept telling girls that we were at the shoot for the video, but they were  unimpressed or didn’t believe us.

After GCH played, we walked around a lot to see who we could say what’s up to. We never found Travis (he was probably too busy eff-ing any girl he wanted to there), but we did say hey to some other celebs.

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Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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