The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

This is old news by now, but my friend was in China for the last week so he probably missed it and I’m trying to help him out.

Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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Did you guys just add a whole new section to your website, just for me? That’s so nice, you guys are seriously too cool! I’ll totally buy all you guys a beer when you turn 21!
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This art installation is on display at the Hirshhorn Gallery in DC. It’s probably like 10′x8′ or so. Can you imagine the epic Warhammer games that you could play on this table? Or like the stop-motion Pikmin level reenactments that you could create? We could rule YouTube with an iron fist! The nerdy parts of YouTube, at least.

If you’ve turned on your TV in the last month, you’ve probably seen a commercial for The Messengers. The most memorable thing from the commercial is the part where the mom is making the bed and there are some dead looking feet standing up under the covers. It would have been a lot cooler if that part wasn’t in the preview, but whatever.

The Messengers is full of wooden dialogue and one-dimensional characters, let’s get that out of the way right now. It’s also full of visuals that are very derivative of The Grudge and The Ring. Derivative in the same way that crack is a derivative of cocaine.

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Rough Magic is a cool play. You should go see it.

Rough Magic begins in a class room at Columbia University which is taught by a Ghost World-esque grad student named Linda Summers (Gwen Grastorf). She introduces the basic themes of the play in such an authentic college lecture like way that members of the audience will feel compelled to guess the answers to her questions when she looks at them. Basically, this play is about magic and a sorcerer named Prospero.

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Before a very forgettable viewing of the Michael Bay movie The Hitcher last night, we saw a trailer for a movie called Dead Silence. It looks to be about the ghost of a dead ventriloquist whose 100 dummies come to life to seek revenge. Apparently, all the victims get their tongues cut out if they scream when they see the ghost. It’s written and directed by the same guys as Saw so it should be worth checking out.

The Hitcher was stupid and pointless, but at least it had no less than four seperate scenes about car-flip-overs. Thanks Michael. You’re really making us confident that you aren’t going to ruin Transformers.

Lil’ Wayne is the best rapper alive. It’s a fact. It’s the the kind of undeniable fact that you should try to work into as many conversations as possible; it’ll make you look smart.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Don’t ask me how I know this, but there is a simple trick you can do to prove it to yourself.

The first step is to listen to Tha Carter 2. Then listen to DJ Drama Presents The Dedication 2. Then listen to all the features and remixes he’s done in the last year.

Still not convinced? Don’t ask me how I know this, but here is what you do. Go to your bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. It’s important that you look directly into your own eyes. Turn out the lights and repeat three times “Lil’ Wayne is not the best rapper alive.” Then turn the lights back on. When you turn the lights back on, continue looking into your own eyes in the mirror, that’s very important.

Don’t ask me how I know this, but after a few moments, you are going to start feeling like you are being watched. You will want to look away, but you must keep looking at yourself in the mirror.

Don’t ask me how I know this, but you are going to see something out of the corner of your left eye. Don’t look at it, I beg you! The shape is going to slowly grow larger, until it seems like it is just behind your shoulder, just out of your peripheral vision…

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That song Dead Wrong by Notorious B.I.G. and Eminem just came on our iPod’s random playlist. You know that part of the song where Big is talking about raping a bunch of people and he says something like “Cause I like them young, fresh and green, with no hair in between, know what I mean?” In the background, you can hear Puff Puff saying “I know what you mean.” We think that’s terrific.

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