Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.
Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Fuck the haters, this picture is sexy.
Plus, the blade is clearly pointed away from the other girl’s neck. They’re not stupid, c’mon.
That way nobody feels lame if they are on beer number one when everyone else is on three, or like an alcoholic when they are on four when everyone is on two. Everybody wins!
It’s a well-known fact that we don’t care about baseball, but we went to a Phillies game yesterday and had a lot of fun. We only like baseball games as venue to drink a lot and hang out with people, so we didn’t pay much attention to the actual game but the Phillies won and that was cool. All of our co-workers up here are huge Phillies fans so knowing something about them will be good for making small talk or whatever.
It was way too cold outside, though. Philadelphia needs to warm up.
But it wasn’t just balls and beer that day, we also…
Did you guys just add a whole new section to your website, just for me? That’s so nice, you guys are seriously too cool! I’ll totally buy all you guys a beer when you turn 21!
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Last night we were at The Ugly Mug in southeast DC and we had the pleasure of drinking with a group of really cool Gallaudet students. Gallaudet is a college in DC that is almost exclusively for deaf people. They invented the football huddle.
Back in the days when we were just starting to seriously consider starting a clothing brand for real, we co-hosted a party with College Life Magazine. And when we say co-hosted, what we really mean is that DJ LS from 360 Nightlife called us up and was like “hey, bring some t-shirts to this party at Eyebar and start promoting yourself, I’ll send out a MySpace message about it.”
We have a few friends who have managed to fight their way out of Venezuela or Russia or some other equally hopeless place and reinvent themselves as hip, upper-middle-class contributing-members-of-society. Needless to say, they are proud of their current success over their humble beginnings and nothing annoys them more than some lazy asshole white American who has squandered more opportunities than they have ever had access to. Sometimes, when they are drunk, they like to tell the lazy asshole just how lazy and asshole-ish they are. It usually goes something like this:
Andy: You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell/Hofstra, slaughter. Then quick nap at my place, and we hit the tiz-own.
Michael: No, I don’t want to do any of that.
Andy: Duh, which is why I was joking about doing it.
I don’t know if it transfers to paper well, but Andy’s monologue on last week’s episode of The Office was so funny, in an unbearable adult-frat boy kind of way. Andy is great new addition to The Office and he has kind of helped to humanize Michael a bit.
Also, we’ve all taken a nap at our friends’ place between drinking while watching a football and drinking at the club later, but planning it ahead of time is so pesimistic and also kind of homoerotic. You should plan to meet some babes at the football bar and sweep them away to the dance club after the game is over, not plan on going home to regroup and try again later. Come on.
Bourbon and Root Beer is a good alternative when you start getting tired of Bourbon and Coke. It has a familiar, yet novel taste. To make an analogy, Bourbon and Coke is to having sex with your girlfriend as Bourbon and Root Beer is to having sex with your girlfriend while she’s wearing (some component of) a Halloween costume, does that make sense? Or maybe she just recently put highlights in her hair or something?
Anyway, it’s also a good drink for weeknights when you are just chilling, because most Root Beers don’t have caffeine in them. That way you can drink a couple of them and then still go to sleep whenever you want to, without having to contend with the caffeine buzz, which is important if you are an adult and have to get up early in the morning every day.
