The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

June 8th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Lauren German

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Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.

Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

June 4th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Lindsay Lohan playing with knives

Fuck the haters, this picture is sexy.

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Plus, the blade is clearly pointed away from the other girl’s neck. They’re not stupid, c’mon.

April 26th, 2007

Drago Endorses: MORE FUCKING TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET IN JULY!!!

Posted by Drago in Movies, Sexy Time, Hip Hop, Music, Art, Internet, Hollywood

Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

April 10th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Everything about Grindhouse

Posted by Drago in Movies, Sexy Time, Creatures, Art, Hollywood, Tattoos

Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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April 10th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Posted by Drago in Sexy Time, The O.C., TV, Hollywood

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We aren’t sure how we overlooked this for so long, but we love Sloan from Entourage.

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March 23rd, 2007

Drago Endorses: I Think I Love My Wife

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This new Chris Rock movie is pretty good. It has a positive, pro-black, pro-family message without being lame. It still has a lot of Chris Rock’s signature “I hate white people, but I hate stupid black people even more” even though Chris is mellowing some with age. It has a lot of New York vs. everywhere else humor. It has a lot of social class based humor.

But most importantly, it reinforced two of our deep-seated preconceived notions: (more…)

February 23rd, 2007

Drago Endorses: The final episode of The OC

Posted by Drago in Sexy Time, TV, Art, Hollywood

We are still feeling numb about this. It hasn’t sunk in yet, really. The OC used to be the way that we knew the weekend was finally here. It was a common ground to relate to other people. It was what we watched while we got dressed and pregamed before going out on Thursday nights. It was how we knew what indie bands had finally sold out. It’s really the end of an era. Don’t say anything about how we can watch Gray’s Anatomy now, because that show totally sucks.

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February 15th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Peter Harmon on IMDB?!?!?!

Peter is on IMDB for his role in Drew Payton’s award-nominated short, The Misadventures in Drifting Laterally. He’s kind of a big deal.

February 8th, 2007

Drago Endorses: Anna Nicole Smith (RIP)

Posted by Drago in Movies, Sexy Time, Internet, Hollywood

 

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Anna Nicole Smith will be missed. Love her or hate her, you have to admit that she came from the trailers and willed her way to being famous. She was Paris Hilton, without daddy’s money, before Paris Hilton. You kind of have to respect that.

Details about her death are cloudy right now, but it looks like an overdose.

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February 6th, 2007

Drago Endorses: This Film is Not Rated

Posted by Drago in Old News, Movies, Hollywood

This Film is Not Yet Rated is a documentary which discusses and investigates the MPAA and the film rating process. It’s actually kind of terrifying how similar this movie is to Why We Fight. They both are very cynical about media in America and they both cover the way huge corporations regulate the news and information that we as a people have access to. But fuck all that serious stuff, here’s why you should see the movie:

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