The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

So here’s the deal. Kanye made an alternate video for “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” and it’s about Zach Galifianakis being a farmer. It’s a lot better than the original one.

This is old news by now, but my friend was in China for the last week so he probably missed it and I’m trying to help him out.

Just a heads up for anybody else who wants to start a clothing company, or really any kind of indie business, check out Dobizo.com. It’s a website created by a fashion industry insider who gives advice to the young start-ups. We wish we had known about this website a year ago, it would have saved us some of the time and money we spent learning things the hard way.

Another good resource for small business owners is the U.S. Small Business Administration. We’ve just started getting into the website, but there’s a lot of really interesting and important stuff in there.

The Louboutin manicure is when a girl gets the tops of her nails painted black and the undersides red. It’s named after Christian Louboutin’s shoes, which you may know from such Lil’ Kims songs as: all of them. We think it looks really cool. We saw this on Brown Babies, we don’t search around for make-up tips or anything.

We know a lot of dudes are going to say this endorsement is mad homo, but consider this: If a girl pays this much attention to how her hands look, you know she is going to have a super-clean and well-groomed vagina, for real.

Plus, it looks like something that a vampire would have. Nice.

We saw that Gym Class Heroes and Dashboard Confessional show tonight, shit was bananas. We’ve been fans of Gym Class for a long time, but this is the first time we’ve seen them since they’ve blown up big. It’s crazy to watch a band go from playing for a couple hundred people to  couple thousand people in just a few years.

When New Friend Request was played we kept telling girls that we were at the shoot for the video, but they were  unimpressed or didn’t believe us.

After GCH played, we walked around a lot to see who we could say what’s up to. We never found Travis (he was probably too busy eff-ing any girl he wanted to there), but we did say hey to some other celebs.

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Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

Wow… Just wow.

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Did you guys just add a whole new section to your website, just for me? That’s so nice, you guys are seriously too cool! I’ll totally buy all you guys a beer when you turn 21!
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This is so funny. I’m going to start rating things in pitchforks!