The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

Update: I’ve been zinged and I love it.

This website is hilarious, both intentionally and unintentionally.

You’ll be reading it and you will feel so many conflicting urges to appreciate it genuinely and ironically.

It’s like “Haha, this guy has a point, it is lame when emo boys wear girls’ pants*… wait, is he wearing a blue striped button-down and a hemp necklace in this picture, wtf?”

“This guy is right, people who live in Baltimore but don’t care about the Ravens should fuck off… wait, why does he have a Broncos hat on?”

“There’s a lot of content on this website, which is well organized and easily-navigable… wait, why do the pictures of these guys in their header have red eyes? Step yo’ photoshop game up, fool”

Really, our biggest problem is the pictures. Wash your faces and shave and then we’ll talk.

*The only thing that is lame about emo boys wearing girls’ pants is that there are so many brands which are making slim straight leg jeans for men that give the same silhouette but have room for a penis. Slim straight jeans are the only jeans that we will wear.

Our buddies over there at College Life Magazine just put up their new website. It looks very professional and is almost entirely Flash-based. You should go there and check out their interesting articles, crazy college stories, and pictures of hot multi-ethnic girls not smiling.

Hey, this is funny. Go to the website and read it and click “I Like It.”

If you kill the interviewer guy from this video, we’ll make a t-shirt about you and give you the profits. He’s so annoying! I guess he’s kind of funny too, but we still hate him.

This is so awesome. I can’t even describe it, you just have to watch it.

On The Hundreds today, they have picture of a girl who has LOVE LESS on her two wrists because her last name is Loveless. Then they say that a dude has HATE MORE on his wrists. We don’t know if that’s a joke, but it makes us want to marry a girl whose last name is Loveless so we can get HATE MORE tattoos.

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We’ve long been fans of Vice’s Dos and Don’ts, but now they’ve done something new. On their VBS.tv website, they’s got famous Dos and Don’ts being discussed by famous weirdos. Our favs are David Cross and Jay McCarroll from Project Runway.

Barak Obama is one of the younger men to ever run for president and has been using this fact to try to connect to our generation. Even though at 45 he could easily be our dad, he looks younger than he is and he needs to play that up as much as possible.

In order to appeal to the internet generation, Obama is using many of the tools that the internet has to offer. He has a Facebook account, a Flickr account, YouTube, and even his own version of MySpace where you can talk about how great he is.

We’ve added him as a friend on Facebook, but it begs an interesting question. Do we really want the next president to know that we are attending “Jeff’s B-Day Shitshow?”

Peter is on IMDB for his role in Drew Payton’s award-nominated short, The Misadventures in Drifting Laterally. He’s kind of a big deal.

If your MySpace page makes our computer lock up for twenty seconds while it loads all of the stupid bullshit .gifs and videos that you have on your MySpace page, we hate you. Nobody thinks that glittering “Bad Girls Rule!” picture is as cool as you do.