The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.

Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Fuck the haters, this picture is sexy.

Plus, the blade is clearly pointed away from the other girl’s neck. They’re not stupid, c’mon.

Hey. This movie is so good. It’s the first one in a while that has really surprised us with its surprise ending. It’s in Korean, so you’ll probably need to watch the subtitles or the dubbed version, unless your Korean game is on point. We chose the subtitles because the English voices were ridiculous. It’s also brutally violent and disturbing, so don’t eat any live octopuses while you watch it or you might barf.

Anyway, the point of the movie is that an a-hole business man gets kidnapped for fifteen years. To say anything more would ruin it.

Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

Off the no bull, We saw this first on Married to the MOB, but it’s very interesting so we want to pass it on. Ian Reid is a skateboarder who was friends with Fabolous when they were growing up and has just put out a video called Sex, Hood, Skate and Videotape. We’ll probably cop it.

Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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This new Chris Rock movie is pretty good. It has a positive, pro-black, pro-family message without being lame. It still has a lot of Chris Rock’s signature “I hate white people, but I hate stupid black people even more” even though Chris is mellowing some with age. It has a lot of New York vs. everywhere else humor. It has a lot of social class based humor.

But most importantly, it reinforced two of our deep-seated preconceived notions: (more…)

This is so awesome. I can’t even describe it, you just have to watch it.

Peter is on IMDB for his role in Drew Payton’s award-nominated short, The Misadventures in Drifting Laterally. He’s kind of a big deal.