Drago Endorses: The New BJJ United
Look out, we’ve got a new gym!
In an era where MMA fighters are getting their titles taken away for failing drugs tests, this guy is making a dvd about smoking weed. That takes some balls and you’ve got to respect it.

So, you’ve probably seen this guy’s writing in ads in Vice Magazine, nebulously attached to an unknown product, and said WTF to yourself. What’s going on are they are pages from a book written by one of the rappers from the group Plastic Little. You can see more pages from the book on here.

Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.
Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Hey. This movie is so good. It’s the first one in a while that has really surprised us with its surprise ending. It’s in Korean, so you’ll probably need to watch the subtitles or the dubbed version, unless your Korean game is on point. We chose the subtitles because the English voices were ridiculous. It’s also brutally violent and disturbing, so don’t eat any live octopuses while you watch it or you might barf.
Anyway, the point of the movie is that an a-hole business man gets kidnapped for fifteen years. To say anything more would ruin it.



The Louboutin manicure is when a girl gets the tops of her nails painted black and the undersides red. It’s named after Christian Louboutin’s shoes, which you may know from such Lil’ Kims songs as: all of them. We think it looks really cool. We saw this on Brown Babies, we don’t search around for make-up tips or anything.
We know a lot of dudes are going to say this endorsement is mad homo, but consider this: If a girl pays this much attention to how her hands look, you know she is going to have a super-clean and well-groomed vagina, for real.
Plus, it looks like something that a vampire would have. Nice.
We saw that Gym Class Heroes and Dashboard Confessional show tonight, shit was bananas. We’ve been fans of Gym Class for a long time, but this is the first time we’ve seen them since they’ve blown up big. It’s crazy to watch a band go from playing for a couple hundred people to couple thousand people in just a few years.

When New Friend Request was played we kept telling girls that we were at the shoot for the video, but they were unimpressed or didn’t believe us.

After GCH played, we walked around a lot to see who we could say what’s up to. We never found Travis (he was probably too busy eff-ing any girl he wanted to there), but we did say hey to some other celebs.
Off the no bull, We saw this first on Married to the MOB, but it’s very interesting so we want to pass it on. Ian Reid is a skateboarder who was friends with Fabolous when they were growing up and has just put out a video called Sex, Hood, Skate and Videotape. We’ll probably cop it.

This new Chris Rock movie is pretty good. It has a positive, pro-black, pro-family message without being lame. It still has a lot of Chris Rock’s signature “I hate white people, but I hate stupid black people even more” even though Chris is mellowing some with age. It has a lot of New York vs. everywhere else humor. It has a lot of social class based humor.
But most importantly, it reinforced two of our deep-seated preconceived notions: (more…)