The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

Lil’ Wayne is the best rapper alive. It’s a fact. It’s the the kind of undeniable fact that you should try to work into as many conversations as possible; it’ll make you look smart.

Oh, you don’t believe us? Don’t ask me how I know this, but there is a simple trick you can do to prove it to yourself.

The first step is to listen to Tha Carter 2. Then listen to DJ Drama Presents The Dedication 2. Then listen to all the features and remixes he’s done in the last year.

Still not convinced? Don’t ask me how I know this, but here is what you do. Go to your bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. It’s important that you look directly into your own eyes. Turn out the lights and repeat three times “Lil’ Wayne is not the best rapper alive.” Then turn the lights back on. When you turn the lights back on, continue looking into your own eyes in the mirror, that’s very important.

Don’t ask me how I know this, but after a few moments, you are going to start feeling like you are being watched. You will want to look away, but you must keep looking at yourself in the mirror.

Don’t ask me how I know this, but you are going to see something out of the corner of your left eye. Don’t look at it, I beg you! The shape is going to slowly grow larger, until it seems like it is just behind your shoulder, just out of your peripheral vision…

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AKA Autumn Reeser. Why do we like her?

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Vice is the coolest magazine that there is. It is a free monthly that is distributed primarily in Manhatten, but has subscribers all over the world. It is so cool, that there is an internet backlash which says that Vice is too hip or tries too hard. Whatever to all that, we still check their blog every day.

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That song Dead Wrong by Notorious B.I.G. and Eminem just came on our iPod’s random playlist. You know that part of the song where Big is talking about raping a bunch of people and he says something like “Cause I like them young, fresh and green, with no hair in between, know what I mean?” In the background, you can hear Puff Puff saying “I know what you mean.” We think that’s terrific.

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This movie defines the Drago aesthetic in a way few others do. We are all about over-privileged and well-dressed college kids who shouldn’t have a care in the world but are full of self-loathing anyway (provided they finish school and grow out of it). Also, Shannyn Sossamon and Ian Somerhalder are our female and male standards of physical beauty, respectively. (more…)