The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

This is basically the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s the singing robots from Chuck-E-Cheese singing the Remix to Huey’s “Pop, Lock, and Drop It.” It’s so necessary.

This is old news by now, but my friend was in China for the last week so he probably missed it and I’m trying to help him out.

Lauren German is one of the girls from Hostel Part 2, which is an awesome movie by the way. One might call it the Godfather Two of horror movies.

Anyway, the story here is that she’s white, hot, she acts, plus she’s rich. Also, she looks like a younger, more feminine Jessica Biel and I think she might have been the girl who shot herself in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Fuck the haters, this picture is sexy.

Plus, the blade is clearly pointed away from the other girl’s neck. They’re not stupid, c’mon.

The Louboutin manicure is when a girl gets the tops of her nails painted black and the undersides red. It’s named after Christian Louboutin’s shoes, which you may know from such Lil’ Kims songs as: all of them. We think it looks really cool. We saw this on Brown Babies, we don’t search around for make-up tips or anything.

We know a lot of dudes are going to say this endorsement is mad homo, but consider this: If a girl pays this much attention to how her hands look, you know she is going to have a super-clean and well-groomed vagina, for real.

Plus, it looks like something that a vampire would have. Nice.

Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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We aren’t sure how we overlooked this for so long, but we love Sloan from Entourage.

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This new Chris Rock movie is pretty good. It has a positive, pro-black, pro-family message without being lame. It still has a lot of Chris Rock’s signature “I hate white people, but I hate stupid black people even more” even though Chris is mellowing some with age. It has a lot of New York vs. everywhere else humor. It has a lot of social class based humor.

But most importantly, it reinforced two of our deep-seated preconceived notions: (more…)

Our buddies over there at College Life Magazine just put up their new website. It looks very professional and is almost entirely Flash-based. You should go there and check out their interesting articles, crazy college stories, and pictures of hot multi-ethnic girls not smiling.