The Drago We__ite: No BS Allowed

Hey. This movie is so good. It’s the first one in a while that has really surprised us with its surprise ending. It’s in Korean, so you’ll probably need to watch the subtitles or the dubbed version, unless your Korean game is on point. We chose the subtitles because the English voices were ridiculous. It’s also brutally violent and disturbing, so don’t eat any live octopuses while you watch it or you might barf.

Anyway, the point of the movie is that an a-hole business man gets kidnapped for fifteen years. To say anything more would ruin it.

Last summer was all about “Hands up, Thumbs down” this summer is about LOLs.

Ps. It’s supposed to be LOL, not LOJ.

Just a heads up for anybody else who wants to start a clothing company, or really any kind of indie business, check out Dobizo.com. It’s a website created by a fashion industry insider who gives advice to the young start-ups. We wish we had known about this website a year ago, it would have saved us some of the time and money we spent learning things the hard way.

Another good resource for small business owners is the U.S. Small Business Administration. We’ve just started getting into the website, but there’s a lot of really interesting and important stuff in there.

The Louboutin manicure is when a girl gets the tops of her nails painted black and the undersides red. It’s named after Christian Louboutin’s shoes, which you may know from such Lil’ Kims songs as: all of them. We think it looks really cool. We saw this on Brown Babies, we don’t search around for make-up tips or anything.

We know a lot of dudes are going to say this endorsement is mad homo, but consider this: If a girl pays this much attention to how her hands look, you know she is going to have a super-clean and well-groomed vagina, for real.

Plus, it looks like something that a vampire would have. Nice.

We saw that Gym Class Heroes and Dashboard Confessional show tonight, shit was bananas. We’ve been fans of Gym Class for a long time, but this is the first time we’ve seen them since they’ve blown up big. It’s crazy to watch a band go from playing for a couple hundred people to  couple thousand people in just a few years.

When New Friend Request was played we kept telling girls that we were at the shoot for the video, but they were  unimpressed or didn’t believe us.

After GCH played, we walked around a lot to see who we could say what’s up to. We never found Travis (he was probably too busy eff-ing any girl he wanted to there), but we did say hey to some other celebs.

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Oh Snap. We love R. Kelly a lot. Everything about him and his music. He’s finishing Trapped in the Closet in July. We can’t wait. We need a time machine.

This shit speaks for itself.

Off the no bull, We saw this first on Married to the MOB, but it’s very interesting so we want to pass it on. Ian Reid is a skateboarder who was friends with Fabolous when they were growing up and has just put out a video called Sex, Hood, Skate and Videotape. We’ll probably cop it.

It’s a well-known fact that we don’t care about baseball, but we went to a Phillies game yesterday and had a lot of fun. We only like baseball games as venue to drink a lot and hang out with people, so we didn’t pay much attention to the actual game but the Phillies won and that was cool. All of our co-workers up here are huge Phillies fans so knowing something about them will be good for making small talk or whatever.

It was way too cold outside, though. Philadelphia needs to warm up.

But it wasn’t just balls and beer that day, we also…

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Listen, fuck the bullshit. Grindhouse is the best movie that we have seen in at least a year. It is at the same time scary, sexy, funny, witty, ironic, silly and ridiculous all at the same time. There was not a single moment of it that we weren’t really happy that we were watching it.

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